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Jamie.
23. Glasgow. Audio Tech.
Watch a sunrise at least once a day.

preciousegg:

reblogging your own selfie

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15 hours ago
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sezja:

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thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

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16 hours ago
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angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

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20 hours ago
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edwad:

which boob is the clitoris

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18 hours ago
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dustjacketattic:

Carrot Cake Cheesecake | by cooking classy

dustjacketattic:

Carrot Cake Cheesecake | by cooking classy

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19 hours ago
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